What did the follower say to the Dark Lord?
“I liked you before you were reborn.”
Snape flies like a bat because everyone else flies on broomsticks.
Hipster Snape is a human lie detector. Just so you know.
Snape is more underground than the Chamber of Secrets.
Neville, I think your boggart has malfunctioned. Just sayin’.
Hipster Snape. Such a hipster.
