Severus Snape: Hipster Extraordinaire

Jan 16

(Source: dweebosaurusrex)

Dec 01

What did the follower say to the Dark Lord?

“I liked you before you were reborn.”

Nov 13

iwillalwaysbeastarshipranger: acci0-tomfelton: THIS ISN’T JUST A PHASE DUMBLEDORE THIS IS WHO I TRULY AM. SEVERUS SLAUGHTER severus. fucking. slaughter.

iwillalwaysbeastarshipranger:

acci0-tomfelton:

THIS ISN’T JUST A PHASE DUMBLEDORE

THIS IS WHO I TRULY AM.

SEVERUS SLAUGHTER

severus. fucking. slaughter.

(via i-am-the-blackbird)

Oct 11

(Source: nadioluvz)

Sep 17

Snape flies like a bat because everyone else flies on broomsticks.

Answering questions is so mainstream. I’ll hex you if you send one my way. Any hex. Try me.

Aug 22

Well then turn to page 394, of course!

Well then turn to page 394, of course!

(Source: synodik, via h4ppyending)

Aug 21

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Aug 12

Hipster Snape is a human lie detector. Just so you know.

Hipster Snape is a human lie detector. Just so you know.

Anonymous asked: Why is Scott Pilgrim such a dumbass?

Because he has to fight like seven evil dudes to get the girl. I mean, really? Hell-o! So overdone. And apparently it’s like a video game, too? *eye-roll*