What did the follower say to the Dark Lord?
“I liked you before you were reborn.”
Snape flies like a bat because everyone else flies on broomsticks.
Answering questions is so mainstream. I’ll hex you if you send one my way. Any hex. Try me.
Well then turn to page 394, of course!
Hipster Snape is a human lie detector. Just so you know.
Why is Scott Pilgrim such a dumbass?

Anonymous
Because he has to fight like seven evil dudes to get the girl. I mean, really? Hell-o! So overdone. And apparently it’s like a video game, too? *eye-roll*