Severus Snape: Hipster Extraordinaire
What did the follower say to the Dark Lord?

“I liked you before you were reborn.”

iwillalwaysbeastarshipranger:

acci0-tomfelton:

THIS ISN’T JUST A PHASE DUMBLEDORE
THIS IS WHO I TRULY AM.
SEVERUS SLAUGHTER

severus. fucking. slaughter.

iwillalwaysbeastarshipranger:

acci0-tomfelton:

THIS ISN’T JUST A PHASE DUMBLEDORE

THIS IS WHO I TRULY AM.

SEVERUS SLAUGHTER

severus. fucking. slaughter.

Snape flies like a bat because everyone else flies on broomsticks.
Answering questions is so mainstream. I’ll hex you if you send one my way. Any hex. Try me.
Well then turn to page 394, of course!

Well then turn to page 394, of course!

hpfanart:

We go to a school in Scotland. You’ve probably never heard of it
by Rotae

Hipster Snape is a human lie detector. Just so you know.

Hipster Snape is a human lie detector. Just so you know.

Why is Scott Pilgrim such a dumbass?
Anonymous

Because he has to fight like seven evil dudes to get the girl. I mean, really? Hell-o! So overdone. And apparently it’s like a video game, too? *eye-roll*